Ummm. Okay well, let's see...Alright. There were three hunters out on the savana looking game to, well, hunt. But in their search they were captured by a tribe of warriors that protect the land. Then the chief, this big mountain of a man, came out dressed in gold, fine weave, and bones of various animals and people, and he said to the men-[He deepened his voice.] "I shall release you if you complete these two tasks. First go out into the savanna and bring ten of the first fruit you see."

[He paused.]

"Go!" Cried the chief and hunters scurried off, returning an hour later each with ten of the first fruit they saw. The chief then pointed to one of the hunters and commanded "The second task is to take the fruit you've gathered and shove all ten into your bum." And on hearing this, the hunter started to snicker and laugh. This angered the chief who boomed "Why do you laugh hunter?!" And the hunter replied with - [Bishop started to chuckle and snicker.] "The other two! They have pineapples and coconuts!"