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Engineer | Dell Conagher ([personal profile] spah) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-07-13 11:41 am

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[Engineer's metal fingers pull away from the screen where he's propped up his device. He's currently sitting on a boat not far from Crystal Beach's shore. Waves lap against the boat, a splash can be heard here and there, and that light caw of seagulls?? Perfect. Peaceful.

Until this Texan motherfucker, dressed like Tom Selleck with the shorts and chest hair to match, brings a fucking antique coach gun into view and starts loading it in his lap.]


I been here about a year now, since the beginning 'a things, and I ain't got good memories of the Vulpus Astra Celebration comin' up. [He glances up from the gun.] So, uh. If anyone plans on goin' to Amehagara, keep with somebody. Hell, I'll chaperone ya if y'need somebody.

[There's a splash off camera, like something jumping out of the water. Engie quickly lifts the gun up over the water and shoots. A pause passes, and from the distance you can hear somebody shout "HOLY SHIT MAN JUST USE A FISHING POLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE".]

Careful with the super bass, by the way. They like to jump.

[... and, after a pause, Engie scratches at his beard.]

Also, uh... I been growin' bluebonnets in that new community garden, by the way. Been real nice, bein' able to get back to my farmboy roots. [He smiles slightly.] Wound up growin' too much, though. So if anybody's interested in some hand-tied flowers, y'all lemme know.

[Another splash. Engie shoots again, lightning-fast.

"MAN COME ON"]
suspecteverything: (laughing)

Video

[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-14 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Jules just bursts out laughing. It takes a surprisingly long time for him to pull himself together. Don't mind him.]

Highly approve of your fishing methods, drey. Though I can't say I feel the same about the outfit.
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[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
At least you have good, safe fish.

[He should probably consider that really. If the fish is alive when he kills it there's no way someone could poison it. Having one source of safe food would be much appreciated.]

Care to share your fishing location?

I'd assume it's a year, but not one I've ever heard of.
suspecteverything: (oh yeah?)

[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-16 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
As in nobody can try to use it to kill me since it was just fished living out of the lake.

[Yeah, that's actually a serious concern for him.]

In numbers, yeah. Not numbers that small. I was born in 8528. I don't even think we have records going back as far as 1972.

I'm all for a place away from people.
suspecteverything: (grin)

[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-16 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Jules has learned to consider absolutely everything. He has the League's largest thrill kill warrant out on his head. Literally everyone is after his bounty since they'd be set for life if they got it. Beings of every sort have been trying to kill him since he took his first breath. And yes, that's actual literally too.]

Clothes, generally. [Yes, he's an ass.] Unless they're in an Andarion ring match. Then maybe not clothes.
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[personal profile] undeserted 2020-07-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...wow, hearing that voice is making Keith feel some type of way. Nostalgic, mostly. And sad. He's tense like he always is when talking to someone new, but there's the tiniest hint of a smile on his lips. ]

Sure, I'll take some.
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[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Do those actually exist where you're from?

[Because he's not sure they do where he comes from.]
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[personal profile] undeserted 2020-07-17 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well it doesn't seem to bother Keith much either, at any rate. ]

Oh, uh. I dunno. A...regular amount?

[ Unhelpful, Keith. ]

Sorry. I've never gotten flowers before.
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[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-18 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'll stick to a battle suit. Walking around without any kind of protection around parts I'd like to keep intact does not sound like the best idea.
suspecteverything: (oh yeah?)

[personal profile] suspecteverything 2020-07-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Birthday suit?

[The hell is that?]
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[personal profile] undeserted 2020-07-19 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[ Keith's big purple eyes flicker to one side of the screen, evasive. ]

Are you from Texas?
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[personal profile] undeserted 2020-07-19 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Keith's cheeks turn slightly pink and he lets out a tiny, short laugh because yeah he knows he's being teased but he answers anyway. ]

You sound like my pop.

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