If it was your sperm donor's idea of friends, you've seen a lot more of the exception than the general rule. Seriously, but for the country they could've given him the Antichrist to raise and got the apocalypse they all wanted so badly.
(The real one ended up with the wrong family - more people than expected at the hospital that night. The guy they wanted on the job... has barely noticed he has a child, a full decade later.)
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(The real one ended up with the wrong family - more people than expected at the hospital that night. The guy they wanted on the job... has barely noticed he has a child, a full decade later.)