prismatica | [Text] un: jackpot

[Honestly the picture doesn't even get a glance. Sorry Dante, a boy's got priorities.]

Are you gonna share the pizza?

[Dante gets that. Sex appeal is nice, but pizza is what he's really wanting right now.]

Depends on the size of the pizza. If it's a big enough pie, I'll split it.

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I'll buy you pizza if you let me kill you.

Get over it kid. I told you, I don't fight humans.

Especially kids.

no u <3

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What kind of pizza?

No olives or cheese made from milk that came from something with tentacles. Anything else is negotiable.

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text -> action

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FINALLY lunatia gets some TASTE

If I'm going to have to moonlace, I'm going to get fed for my efforts. Especially if that food comes with extra cheese on a golden crust.

You in?

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that's WHY he's fun

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True true

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— action

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Shouldn't you specify what kind of moonlacing you mean?

I did. I said that I'll moonlace for pizza. I don't really care what kind of moonlacing, as long as I get fed tonight.

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Dante?

The one and only.

You interested in taking me up on the offer?

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Are we keeping the thread for the TDM or is this his first time meeting her?

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i'm down with it. up to you and what you favor!

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Let's skip it, it's not a big deal.

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Show us the goods.

What, you want more already? So demanding.

[There's another picture sent, this time of a pretty impressive bulge covered by the thin material of Dante's black boxer briefs.]

Show me a pizza if you want more than that. You gotta buy me dinner first, a man needs standards. [Not many, but he's doing this with a free meal in mind.]

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I mean, I can give you a hug or whatever, but if you're willing to share I can also just get you a pizza.

[Well, that's a hell of a un. Dante's pretty amused by it.]

I don't mind sharing if you want to pick one up. I figured it'd sweeten the deal to offer some chroma generation, but I really just want some pizza.

Dante??
When the hell did you get back?
And why do you look like a kid? Did the time shit get hold of you?

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[What the hell?

Devilbreak? That's a hell of a un. Worth noting, for sure.

This person seems to know him. But Dante has no clue who he is. And he's not super thrilled about being called a kid either. Or at least it being said that he looks like one. He's a grown ass man, and an amazing hunter, thank you very much.]

Yeah, that's me.
But I think you're mistaking me for someone else.
Whoever was here before wasn't me. So sorry, if he owes you anything you're totally on your own.

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1/3

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oh boy lol

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That seems like a low price.

Probably is. But if someone brings me food and I get to make some chroma it's not that bad to be cheap.

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( Mura could eat a few pizzas on his own. Even if the Chroma came in handy, was it really worth it buy food for someone other than himself? )

how many pizzas

Just one, that's enough.

[Dante is accepting any and all the pizza he can get, but he's also not really desperate for a large amount. One is usually good for a meal or two. Unless he's been hurt and the regeneration kicks in, he doesn't really need massive amounts.]

if you're hungry i'll give you some of my chroma

What? Not a pizza fan?

I'm not saying that I'm turning down the offer though.

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[He doesn't know what jackpots or pizza are and he's new to the terms of moonlacing and moonblessing, but he clearly understands the photo of the attractive body. It seems only polite to send one in return. His abs aren't as defined, but he has a nicely athletic body and for some reason he's wet.]

What's pizza?

[Oh, damn. Dante eyes the picture with approval. Not bad, not bad at all.

But what is bad is the fact that this poor man has been deprived of quality food.

This is a travesty.]

Wait, seriously? You've never had one? Dude, it's the best food to exist. You've been deprived.

It's cheese and meat on a golden crust, baked to perfection. You really can't do better.

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Do you like "Margherita"?

Yeah, I do. It's a little classier than my usual fare, but good.

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Important question—
Hawaiian, good or bad?

I'm not here to make moral judgements on pizzas.

Just don't ask me to eat one with pineapple on it. Or olives.

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[this is a funny post and Thereth approves. she does have a question, though.]

What is pizza?

[It's pretty shocking that so many people have been deprived.]

Damn, you too? Too many people here have been denied the world's best meal. So let me fill you in on this. It's baked dough with tomato sauce, cheese, and whatever the hell you want on top of it. There's no limits or rules, it's whatever you want.

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To be young and indiscriminate.

I take it pizza is a kind of food?

I prefer thinking of myself as young and easy to please. Besides, beggars can't be choosers. Unless it comes to toppings.

Yeah, a lot of people don't seem to know what it is. And it's a damn shame. It's a round of dough, with tomato sauce and cheese and whatever you want on it baked to perfection. It's the best food to exist.

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