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Hijikata Toshirou ([personal profile] mayoninofukucho) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-06-02 09:00 pm

Exalted Moonblessing Conditions | Text | UN: mayorinfan35

[When Hijikata woke up on the 1st of the month he had a familiar simple pair of horns on his head. He still clung to the hope that he might just get different dragon traits this time around, but his pissy mood, the red moon that night, and his transformed ears and added tail the next morning made it clear that he got cattle traits again. It feels like a huge downgrade, and he's frustrated. But if there's a hidden logic behind this he wants to find out.]

Does anyone know what conditions need to be met for someone to get permanently exalted?

Has anyone been exalted and then gone back to unexalted? What did you do differently in the month before each change?


[He's keeping his post really curt since he's disgruntled. He could easily think of something he did differently in the past two months, but he needs to compare his experiences to those of others.]
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text; un: lucio

[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-03 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Squiiiints. Is this the same man who requested such odd things with mayo on that one post, or is it that common for mortals to be attracted to mayonnaise? Either way, he tries to respond- ]

I am uncertain if there are conditions to acquiring such traits permanently.
Though I have been here for many months, my blessing has neither changed nor shifting, yet others who arrive
have had theirs shift in as little as two months.

It may be something only the Prismal gods can answer.
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-03 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's still trying to piece it together from text alone, but the other Hijikata's username was "mayofucker," wasn't it? ]

Is it truly unpleasant being a bull? There is a rich and eclectic race in my home world known as "draphs." Their form is very much bovine-inspired, and they command great power and fighting ability. I am told they are also quite popular among both all sexes as romantic partners.
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-04 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I do not believe any had traveled with us here. Primals, astrals, erune, and humans... yet no draphs.

[ He wonders why, all things considered. They would get quite a bit of moonlacing done. ]

Ah, aggression. I have known other Sanguis who do wrestle with such troubles. I am afraid I can only offer to wear you out with combat or exercise until your exalted blessing returns.
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's a loaded question, considering he doesn't eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, bathe, get sick, and so on... ]

There are a few instances I can think of, but I find it is better to learn about such behaviors by trying to perform them anyway. So long as no one is injured in the process, I see no harm. Did you have something in specific you were considering?
Edited (keep forgetting my code...) 2020-06-05 01:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-07 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, it's that kind of problem. He's glad Hijikata can't see him as he's tempted to chuckle a little at the thought. ]

If that were the case, then others would also lose their exalted traits upon engaging in intimacy. Have you witnessed this happening with anyone outside of yourself?

[ As far as he's aware, no one else has reported the same. Blessings just naturally shift at the whims of the Prismal gods. ]
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-10 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
The unknown does cause one to be rather fearful. Should the blessings grow, shift, or change, we may never have warning. Your feelings are not invalid.

In fact, it happened many times before. The exalted blessings, as I understand them, had been non-existent until recently.


[ There's possibility that more might come. They just can't predict how or when. ]
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not believe that is the will of the gods, but it is difficult to say.

[ More importantly- ]

Were you the same person who requested copious amounts of mayonnaise from me not too long ago?
Forgive me if I am mistaken.
I am now curious why the condiment is so beloved by many in this world.


[ And why it seems to cause them arousal... ]
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-11 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, a true shame.
I did not believe them to be so unpleasant to talk to.
Perhaps lonely.

So my mayonnaise basket and laxative tea never made it to you?


[ He hopes it didn't go completely to waste, but he did feel something was amiss with 'mayofucker's' refusal to meet with him in person. ]
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-12 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you certain that is his intention?
He seemed rather concerned over your rectal problems.


[ He knows how irritable mortals become when they are "backed up." ]

There is no shame admitting you are in anguish,
and the tea I prepared is a gentle, non-violent laxative that will ease passage.
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-12 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no need.
It is I who must become more discerning of requests made over the device,
though I do worry the food I sent had been discarded instead of used.


[ It's a bit wasteful, considering there are many starving in this world. ]

If I prepare another batch, can you make certain it gets used?
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-12 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't worry. He's always had the utmost faith in mortals. Everything else... not so much. ]

Are you certain you would not wish to have your own bottles?
You need only ask.
It is no trouble for me to procure.
The act of grocery shopping is rather novel and enjoyable.
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-12 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. The idea of shelves and shelves of boxed and canned food.
It is quite exciting.
And those small shopping carts they provide you with.


[ All ideas he'd like to bring with him back to his world one day... some day. ]

Thank you kindly, and I extend the same courtesy to you as well, mayorinfan35.
Should you ever need anything.
Call on Lucio.
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[personal profile] poopio 2020-06-13 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I shall remember it well, Hijikata.
And I will remain more cautious.

Until we meet again.


[ ...Unless, this is also a ruse, but he the mayo fan seems genuine enough. ]