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prismatica2020-09-15 09:15 pm
bakudan_bambino) wrote in prismatica2020-09-15 09:15 pm
VIDEO; UN: SMOKING_BOMB
[The video starts up and is on for almost an entire minute with Gokudera staring at it. He's got leopard spots on his face, fluffy silver-gray cat ears poking out from his hair, and then he drops the device.]
Fuck-!
[It lands on the floor, camera pointed up. He's right in front of the door to his apartment, and it seems he can't pick his phone up, because instead of having hands, for this Triple Moon, he has paws. No thumbs. He can't pick the phone up, and instead bats at it. He's not realized that it's recording.]
Whatever...
[So now he's going to try and open his front door. There's a lot of cursing under his breath, and he's smacking at the handle, unable to knock without knuckles to do so.]
Stupidfucking... finger... toes.... just gotta... Ugh! Come on....
[Claws drag over it, and then he's leaning forward, trying to angle his paw and then getting a claw stuck in the keyhole. Gokudera makes a pathetic wailing noise and has to carefully twist it out. He huffs at the door, takes a few steps back, and cuts off the feed with one of feet, which is also a paw. Help him? Cheer him on? Laugh at him?]
Fuck-!
[It lands on the floor, camera pointed up. He's right in front of the door to his apartment, and it seems he can't pick his phone up, because instead of having hands, for this Triple Moon, he has paws. No thumbs. He can't pick the phone up, and instead bats at it. He's not realized that it's recording.]
Whatever...
[So now he's going to try and open his front door. There's a lot of cursing under his breath, and he's smacking at the handle, unable to knock without knuckles to do so.]
Stupidfucking... finger... toes.... just gotta... Ugh! Come on....
[Claws drag over it, and then he's leaning forward, trying to angle his paw and then getting a claw stuck in the keyhole. Gokudera makes a pathetic wailing noise and has to carefully twist it out. He huffs at the door, takes a few steps back, and cuts off the feed with one of feet, which is also a paw. Help him? Cheer him on? Laugh at him?]
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I think because potatoes do not move? But then the same saying could be applied to any object. I'm not entirely sure where the potato part of the phrase comes from.
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Ah - yes, perhaps a little. Though I promise I don't usually bolt at the slightest surprise!
[hiding a smile with his teacup as Gokudera picks up his tail again. All right, so it wasn't just a convenient means to keep it out of the way earlier...]
I see. Such a curious turn of phrase...! Though surely anything can more if it's pushed hard enough?
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[He's talking easily enough and not very muffled for a guy with a fluffy tail gripped in his mouth. Gokudera can speak well enough if he puts his mind to it, and he uses his mouth for a lot. In this case, there are no cigarettes or anything he can chew, and the tail is super fluffy. Why it's going to his mouth is anyone's guess.]
Okay so maybe I'm more like couch scissors... That sounds more fitting. [Except why would anyone wrap scissors in blankets the way he's been so prone to doing. Why is he so obsessed with being wrapped in blankets?]
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[Linneus isn't sure he considers the embarrassment an enhancement...!]
Couch scissors. [that does earn some real laughter, though, setting his cup aside] Harmless at rest but pointy if provoked?