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prismatica2019-06-22 09:47 pm
callmenines) wrote in prismatica2019-06-22 09:47 pm
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First time being active on the network here but I have been lurking quite a bit since I arrived. Thought I might find an answer to my question by doing so but my searches didn't turn up any hits sooo...yeah.
Anyway, here's the query:
Does anyone know where I can get my hands on Goldfish crackers? Specifically the flavour Piping Hot-t-t-t Fishies. They don't have to be that flavour, but they're my roomba's favourite.
[Wait...what? Did he just say roomba? Sure did.]
Oh, and the crackers themselves look like this.
goldfish.jpg
Pascal never used to be this picky but I guess that's on me since I'm the one who programmed him. Anyway, thanks for your time.
Anyway, here's the query:
Does anyone know where I can get my hands on Goldfish crackers? Specifically the flavour Piping Hot-t-t-t Fishies. They don't have to be that flavour, but they're my roomba's favourite.
[Wait...what? Did he just say roomba? Sure did.]
Oh, and the crackers themselves look like this.
goldfish.jpg
Pascal never used to be this picky but I guess that's on me since I'm the one who programmed him. Anyway, thanks for your time.
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Anyway, what's it to you what I do with it? You don't have to be a jerk.
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[She is the biggest jerk.]
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One where I have to endanger my life for my creators daily for the ~Glory of Mankind~ - oh but that was before I got taken out of a post-apocalyptic hellscape and didn't have a roomba yet. My bad.
How about one where being exploited for sex regularly for, again, Mankind's sake, is for some reason normal, and the majority of humans around you are total assholes?
Make fun of me all you want, I don't care, I just hope you're human.
[Because if so that'll stop him from giving her a kick.]
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2) that shit is illegal
3) i guess in a weird place like this i do have to specify that i'm human.
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2) Tell that to the mayor of Duplicity...or whoever the hell was in charge of that place.
3) Lucky you! My programming stops me from bringing harm to humans. Looks like you can continue to be mean to me all you want without consequence. How nice.
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2) never heard of duplicity
3) i guess that means i had no reason to be scared /sarcasm
[This girl deserves to be slapped sometimes...]
anyway the roomba. it's your emotional therapy pet. i get it now.
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Are you getting something out of this?
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