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BB๏ผใกใ‚ƒใญใ‚‹โ˜†ใƒŸ ([personal profile] systembreaker) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-07-06 10:28 pm

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BB bathtime channel!

[ BB is sitting in an ornate looking bathtub that's filled with water, complete with clawed feet and brass taps. It's a very anachronistic piece of furniture compared to her surroundings which is completely sleek and modern. She makes a great show of splashing about in a white swimsuit. ]

Today's special show time is about how the level of merch for the heroes here is mediocre! It needs to be more! These bromides are flimsy! Not even printed on glossy paper! It disgusts me how low the standards are in a place like this.

So today, why stop at bromides? Why not go the whole way? BB's intellect strikes again.

[ She lifts up a jar and holds it up to the camera. ]



I'm selling the bathwater I've been sitting in! Yes, that's right - you can have your very own sakura scented bathwater that has touched a delicate maiden's skin. Complete with the remnants of the bath bomb I'm using.

[ She leans back into the bath tub, looking smug with herself. ]

For you, my adoring audience I will happily take as many baths as necessary. And for you, the resulting bathwater would make every day seem like the Day of Cleansing.

These will retail very soon, so please check it in the future! Just know that if you're going to do merch - either go all the way or don't bother!
problemagus: randoms_graphics; (The sanctity of motion;)

[personal profile] problemagus 2019-07-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
( Yeah, he'll just stare at the screen for a moment there. Incredulously. )

As delicate as the ever-fleeting cherry blossoms. You'll be shriveled up within a week.

( Which is to say, he remains unconvinced. )
problemagus: thingamajig; (Though I know I'll never find;)

[personal profile] problemagus 2019-07-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
( At least he still has his magecraft, BB!! )

I'd prefer to be washed up than to solicit patrons on a public venue to buy your putrid bathwater.

( BOLD OF HER TO ASSUME KIRITSUGU IS DETERRED BY HER INSULTS... How is it that she knows who he is, anyway? )
Edited 2019-07-07 16:53 (UTC)
problemagus: iconography; (Inside of you;)

[personal profile] problemagus 2019-07-07 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, I find there are less demeaning methods to generate an income in this place.

( Such as banging his wife. )

Perhaps you ought to consider them.
problemagus: utenacar; (What is gentleness;)

[personal profile] problemagus 2019-07-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said I was a prude?

( He likes women and having sex just fine, tyvm!! )

I'm just not desperate.

( He's not about dispute the part about 'being no fun.' )
problemagus: thingamajig; (I am in your future;)

[personal profile] problemagus 2019-07-07 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're selling your rancid bathwater to perverts, than I'd suspect you either don't have too many moonlacing prospects yourself, or you're entirely shameless.

( Or both, but that's just speculation on Kiritsugu's part. )
Edited 2019-07-07 22:49 (UTC)
problemagus: thingamajig; (Her timeless watch is quiet;)

[personal profile] problemagus 2019-07-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
( IIIIIInteresting she's not refuting the lack of moonlacing prospects. )

A fair lady wouldn't put her adoring fans at risk of virus.

( Kiritsugu isn't about to dispute the criteria of what makes a 'maiden fair.' He's just certain BB isn't. )
Edited 2019-07-13 09:23 (UTC)