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[The username is KuriKame. Some people may have seen it around doing some shitposting, since she hasn’t put her actual name to her handle yet and probably never will. So under that anonymous guise, she posts this:]

Talking with some of you, I’ve found that us Moonblessed started arriving around 4 months ago. That said, I’m very curious about how some people have adapted. For some, it appears that they’re not used to the technological aspect, while others are not used to the fantasy aspect, ie. the animal parts and the new powers during moon cycles.

As a scientist, I wish to gather some data on any Moonblessed here, regardless of when you’ve arrived. I’ve prepared a survey for you all to fill out at this link.

Please fill it out in its entirety. The survey should only take around 15 minutes for you to complete.

Thank you.

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What the hell is this? Some kind of experiment thing you've got going on?

Kurisu, strange music started playing and I think I hate it.

[That's all he has to say about the link she posted.]

[FUUUUUUUCK, she forgot he knows her handle.]

It must be an error. Try the link again. Otherwise I'll send it to you if the one in the initial post isn't working for you.

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[THIS FACE.]

Stop that.

Stop what? The survey? I believe the questionnaire is quite sound and I would like for you to fill it out.

[SHE IS LIVING, RIGHT NOW.]

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when i selected the link to take the survey it began to play music i do not understand

Would you like me to try to send you the link? It seems people are having errors, which is unfortunate.

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Isn't that prank a little dated?

Prank? I didn't realize sending out a survey with legitimate pranks was one.

[So it's a little dated BUT IT'S A FUN AND HARMLESS PRANK! But she understands not all have her sense of humor, she guesses.]

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A survey?

[ Konoka, being both a trusting person and the fact she comes from a time just before this particular trick got popular, clicked it without knowing what she got into. ]

...what's with this music?

Yes, the survey does have some background music. The intention is to help you focus while answering the questionnaire.

[It's almost valuable data in and of itself to see who understands what's going on and who doesn't.]

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Now that is a true classic.

Isn't it? You can never go wrong with that.

I am sorry to point this out, but... I can't find a writing field anywhere? It only shows a video up.

It's a quite catchy song, though!

[ Marie Antoinette, out of touch with memes since the 18th century. ]

[Oh no, Marie...]

Is it acting up? It seems there are multiple people struggling with the site the survey is hosted on. Try this link.

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i think your survey gave my bracelet a virus????

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Huh? How on earth did that link give your bracelet a virus?

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[What the fuck what

what is

that one guy seems strong, back-flipping off the counter like that

it's so loud and yet...infectious...what sort of music is this? It doesn't sound like honkyoku at all.]

what happened to this guy did he keep his promise

where are they

[She's not sure if this is actually sincere or if this is an anti-troll. Given this place, there's a 50-50 chance it could be either. That said, she may as well play it safe.]

The guy seemed pretty firm that he was:
-never gonna give you up
-never gonna let you down
-never gonna run around and desert you
-never gonna make you cry
-never gonna say goodbye
-never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

If he didn't, then he's the worst of the worst kinds of jerk, right?

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Thanks for offering information about yourself in lieu of the proposed survey. I'll mark one down for "Earth circa 2008".

[Well played. Well fucking played. She can't even be mad.]

Am I really from 2008? I'm pretty sure this meme is timeless.

[Usually memes don't last longer than a few months, but this one is still a classic.]

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I believe that your link is broken.

( God help this technologically-illiterate man. )

[Bless him...]

Is it? Geez, what is with that link deciding it doesn't want to work? Perhaps this link will get you there.

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[Sure, click the link, why not. This isn't the internet with it's viruses, yeah? Maybe.]

Isn't that Rick Astley? Didn't he retire from music or something?

[She seems to vaguely remember that happening a few years ago. Y'know, since she hails from 1999 and all.]

Is this the survey?

[How's a music video a survey?]

[Oh no, this is a pure response...]

No, it's not. Ugh, I'm so sorry. Here's the link.

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FUCK YOU

[SHE IS FUCKING L I V I N G RIGHT NOW. Bless.]

I don't believe I gave anyone consent to do that.

Edited (what is formatting? or words? i can't words.) 2019-07-14 21:01 (UTC)

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[ Kurisu mentioning she's a scientist, and the fact she's trying an experiment has caught the attention of a like-minded person, with her tag displaying her name in the reply message. The link got a dry chuckle out of her, it was both annoying and amusing so she likes this person's style so far! ]

If this is your way of fishing for people from Earth or your time, it's definitely an interesting one. That viral video is a century old when I'm from, but I recognize it

[ Internet memes have become part of anthropological studies in the future ]

[AGAIN SHE'S NOT SURE IF SHE'S BEING TROLLED IN RETURN but she really is a scientist and anything involving time shenanigans sort of has Kurisu's attention anyway.]

I'm not really trying to fish or phish. It's just an amusing way to pass time and see the reactions that others have. That in and of itself is rather interesting and valuable data, I feel.

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i am afraid that your survey has been misplaced. that link directs us to a very good song, however.

[You are one of the few pure ones who probably enjoy this song unironically, good sir.

But she's tired at this point. Yet at the same time she's almost thrilled at this new data she's collecting based on the reactions to this post.]

Usually people get really angry at that song since it denotes a prank.

[And that's how @ channel threads end-- the person admitting they were trolling, typically.]

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I have a sneaking suspicion that there really isn't a survey to be filled out..

I can't believe you figured that out. You win the internet!!!!

[He can probably hear the sarcasm in this text.]

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