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[The sound of a man clearing his throat starts the video, but he doesn't begin speaking until he takes a breath, organizing his thoughts. He's only going to record this once so he'd prefer not to mess up anything. Eventually he appears in front of the camera, standing, arms folded over his chest.]

Flux is hiring dancers of varying skill levels. Particularly dancers that already know or want to learn how to do tricks on poles. If any of this interests you, do let me know and we can discuss in further detail.

We have also put in a bar to bring in more people even if they do not have plans to make use of Flux's services. In the future we hope to have music, drinks, and dancers for entertainment for those just passing through.

Also, if there are any DJs among you, I may have work for you shortly.

Thank you for your time.

[And with that the video feed cuts off.]

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I'd be interested in perhaps performing, though I would have thought an establishment with dancers would have been a bar first and foremost. What sort of business is Flux?

A brothel.
Does that trouble you?

Not necessarily.

What roles do you expect dancers to perform? Other than stage performance.

Just dancing. Visual entertainment for the patrons only.

If anyone is looking to do more than that, they would be better suited to a different position.

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I'd be more interested in the performance than anything else.

I can't say I've much experience dancing, though I do have experience manipulating poles. I'd be willing to learn.

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we can handwave the interview if you'd like

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nah I'm good to thread it out if you are

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[Zenyatta's voice strikes a perfect balance between teasing and sincere. It isn't something he's ever considered, but this is one area of Hanzo's business that he does not feel overly conflicted about, and if he can help...]

If your clientele should ever request the services of an inorganic dancer, I suppose I could oblige- provided you have any faith in my skills, of course.

I hardly think the manner of dancer matters so much. Why not have a broader range of diversity to appeal to a greater number of people? [Or non-people, as well, really.]

But would you really be interested in it? I have no doubt in your abilities, but I would like to see them. Not for selfish reasons, but because it would be prudent of me to observe them before agreeing to hire you, of course.

[Both things were true, and Hanzo suspects Zenyatta can tell based on the tone of his voice.]

Are you so certain? There are many in our world who would object to the mere presence of an omnic dancer. Lunatia seems a great deal more open-minded, yet I am not sure if I would not be more of a distraction than a delight here.

[For the most part he is treated- as politely as possible- like a novelty. But it does not seem particularly wise to bank on novelty in an establishment like Flux.

The request, at least, makes Zenyatta chuckle.]

Ah, of course! I am sure you would ask the same of all your applicants- although, as I recall, were we not dancing when we first met? Regardless, I would be willing to assist you, if you found you were lacking in performers.

This is not our world. This place has the most different and wonderful types of people, and being who are not people at all. To assume all of them would only be interested in one thing (or species, in this case) would be unwise.

[Also he really wants to see Zen sexy dance, selfishly.]

That is not the sort of dancing I had in mind for this..

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If you're still looking for dancers, I could help.

I am.
What sort of experience do you have?
If you have none, there will be time to learn and practice before you have to do anything in front of an audience.

Well, it was a hobby for me back home, so no professional experience, just dabbling. Enough to keep myself entertained.

I could provide a performance interview, if you'd like?

I am interested to see what you can do. Dabbling is infinitely better than nothing at all.
I hope you stop by so we can make this happen soon.

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we can totally handwave

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Are you in dire need for an entertainer? I'm not familiar with the pole so you'll have to show me.

Perhaps not dire, but of course an entertainer is exactly what I am looking for.
That can be arranged.
What sort of experience do you have as an entertainer?
Feel free to answer honestly because there is nothing I would ask of you that cannot be taught. I am just curious to see if you might have the capacity to help others that are less experienced.

To be blunt, from my travels.
I was taught various dances during those times I can pass along.

That is wonderful.
So you have several styles under your belt? That already puts you at a good starting point.
I would love to have you on board if you are interested.

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we can also totally handwave interview/tour/contract signing etc if you'd prefer

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Not entirely certain about this pole dancing business, but find me ten silk scarves and I can guarantee that tongues will wag and jaws will drop.

Dorian.

[The name is said with the intention to be firm, but there's an intonation of amusement at the end that's impossible to hide.]

I have no idea what you have in mind, but I am almost certain that I will disapprove. Strongly.

[You're fooling no one, Hanzo.]

Isn't that the point of it all? Provocative dancers are supposed to envoke that sense of forbidden social disapproval while being a guilty pleasure at the same time.

[What a distraction that would be.]

That is partially the point, but I cannot tell if you are interested or trying to get a rise out of me.

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Hanzo! You call that a video advertisement? Where is the splash and excitement? The spirit?

Maybe I should have consulted you beforehand...
I did not think about that.

You are absolutely no fun to poke fun at. You just agreed with me? Oh well, so long as it worked.
How's business?

What can I say, you actually made sense for a change.

Business is fine. Not booming by any means, so I am trying another take to bring in more consistent numbers.

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too old to fite back

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where is that walker? Lemme grab it for you.

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