[ So, after all that nonsense of becoming a ghost, Tyki finally -- finally -- sat down and got a proper understanding of his device. After a little fiddling he's at least confident enough that he won't somehow manage to make somewhat of a fool of himself, because the subject of the matter is already Top Tier Clownery™.

The screen flashes with a few images of this woman, mainly of her either sleeping or making tea. There's literally no in between. ]

Right. So I'm giving away my roommate. [ His voice is charming enough, accompanied by a drawl, despite being so blunt and to the point. ] She's something like a cat, I guess... all she ever does is sleep and wake up to eat as many sweets as she physically can before taking another nap. She's also prone to stealing you clothing, if you're into that.

[ There's a short pause, as if he's mentally going down a list of pros and cons. ]

Nothing really good to say other than she's cute with her mouth shut. So yeah, place your bets -- unless you wanna try giving me advice on how to raise a pet.