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Revolver Ocelot ([personal profile] ocelthot) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-01-06 08:01 pm

Video | un: Оцелотовая Хватка (Forward dated start of Cordis)

[The video feed opens with a small cat perched on it's haunches in front of the device in, obviously filming from one of the standard apartments. Eagle eyed viewers could probably spot some thin wires in the background threaded taut between walls and furniture.

Then it talks in the voice of a fairly gruff sounding older man.
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I usually stick to text with this thing, but as you can presumably see, Cordis has hit me a little harder than usual.

[While absolutely capable of not doing it, talking with his hands was very close to downright instinctual. With paws though, it's more like he's batting an invisible toy. Especially being a type of spotted cat that isn't all that much bigger than a domestic kitten as a fully grown adult and having his wrist rotation limited.]

So I'll get straight to the point: could someone please come open my apartment door?

I can unlock it and turn the handle, but I can't get the momentum to pull it open.

I'm pretty sure just one of my guns weighs more than I do right now.



[ooc: since he'll need assistance multiple times throughout cordis I figure there's no reason for this not to happen more than once even if he only posts the one message to the network.]
scarcastically: (you got a bevy of shit)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-06 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ his lips twitch, almost in the mimicry of a fond smile. ]

I'm American. We're batshit about the military.
scarcastically: (blow to the teeth)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-06 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
You volunteerin', old man?

[ erik huffs, not too bothered about it anyway. and it's ocelot. erik enjoys him. ]

Fine, fine. Shall I pop over before you lose a hairball?
scarcastically: (to fuck me up again)

( video > action )

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-06 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not, but I doubt you're a fan.

[ but he turns off the connection. he arrives soon enough, whistling. ]

You still here?
scarcastically: (say somethin' funny)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-06 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ with a casual roll of his shoulders, he pushes the door open. erik quickly surveys the room, taunt and ready to move if necessary. ]
scarcastically: (there was nothing but the unforgiven)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-07 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is . . . some kind of apartment all right. erik bends down. ]

You in one piece, old man?
scarcastically: (i'll rent a room at the Ritz)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-07 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ erik looks him over. ]

Damn, that's an extreme transformation though.
scarcastically: (every time it's been given)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-07 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
How long does it usually take?
scarcastically: (the truth has died)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-07 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ seven times. that's a lot. ]

Are they always this big? I just saw like. Ears and wings mostly.
scarcastically: (before you can speak)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-08 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ erik raises his eyebrows. ]

Psychological? Like what, needing catnip?
scarcastically: (destroy all you see)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-08 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ hmm. aggressive could be bad for erik, tip his hand. the rest . . . well, he had nothing. what could he possibly get territorial about? ]

So you want me to scratch you behind the ears?
scarcastically: (there was nothing but the unforgiven)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-08 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
And you're nothing if not practical.

[ he reaches to scratch behind ocelot's ears. ]
scarcastically: (cut my face to hell)

[personal profile] scarcastically 2020-01-08 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ scratch, scritch. idle fingers continue to work their magic. ]

I dunno, this seems like an easy way to make bank.

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