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Video | un: Оцелотовая Хватка (Forward dated start of Cordis)
[The video feed opens with a small cat perched on it's haunches in front of the device in, obviously filming from one of the standard apartments. Eagle eyed viewers could probably spot some thin wires in the background threaded taut between walls and furniture.
Then it talks in the voice of a fairly gruff sounding older man.]
I usually stick to text with this thing, but as you can presumably see, Cordis has hit me a little harder than usual.
[While absolutely capable of not doing it, talking with his hands was very close to downright instinctual. With paws though, it's more like he's batting an invisible toy. Especially being a type of spotted cat that isn't all that much bigger than a domestic kitten as a fully grown adult and having his wrist rotation limited.]
So I'll get straight to the point: could someone please come open my apartment door?
I can unlock it and turn the handle, but I can't get the momentum to pull it open.
I'm pretty sure just one of my guns weighs more than I do right now.
[ooc: since he'll need assistance multiple times throughout cordis I figure there's no reason for this not to happen more than once even if he only posts the one message to the network.]
Then it talks in the voice of a fairly gruff sounding older man.]
I usually stick to text with this thing, but as you can presumably see, Cordis has hit me a little harder than usual.
[While absolutely capable of not doing it, talking with his hands was very close to downright instinctual. With paws though, it's more like he's batting an invisible toy. Especially being a type of spotted cat that isn't all that much bigger than a domestic kitten as a fully grown adult and having his wrist rotation limited.]
So I'll get straight to the point: could someone please come open my apartment door?
I can unlock it and turn the handle, but I can't get the momentum to pull it open.
I'm pretty sure just one of my guns weighs more than I do right now.
[ooc: since he'll need assistance multiple times throughout cordis I figure there's no reason for this not to happen more than once even if he only posts the one message to the network.]
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[Paw on chin, but cat faces weren't exactly widely expressive for the note he was aiming for.
Sure, Ocelot could be certain Erik wasn't exactly mainstream military, but at the same time stealth and double reverse quadruple agentry was far more popular in the Cold War era, while the mainstreaming of PMCs was pushing things back towards more traditional warfare.]
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I'm American. We're batshit about the military.
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[ erik huffs, not too bothered about it anyway. and it's ocelot. erik enjoys him. ]
Fine, fine. Shall I pop over before you lose a hairball?
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[Ocelot then rattled off the address to his apartment, not terribly concerned about the security of the place seeing as it was thoroughly trapped.]
( video > action )
[ but he turns off the connection. he arrives soon enough, whistling. ]
You still here?
(And Continuing with Action)
[While not terribly loud, the tone makes it obvious he's raising his voice to make it easier to hear. There's a fair bit of scrabbling of claws against the door until the lock clicks.]
Push it now.
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There's of course a few trip wires across the floor plan, the more obvious ones in the daylight were blatantly live with electricity. Clearly meant more for night security.
Behind the door was a small thud of Ocelot dropping to the ground, he walked out all of nine inches tall and in the vicinity of 3-4 lbs, having managed to shove his head through the wristband of his communication device so he could carry it with him.]
Good to see you in person.
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You in one piece, old man?
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[Which frankly is weird as hell when you've never in living memory not had at least a couple of scars.]
Though I assume that will be temporary like the fur.
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Damn, that's an extreme transformation though.
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It'll take some adjusting.
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Changes usually last until the relevant moon goes away, this would be the seventh time I've transformed in some way.
The adjustment I'll probably have managed by the end of the day.
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Are they always this big? I just saw like. Ears and wings mostly.
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Prior to this I just got the ears and tail, sometimes some claws and teeth.
[And last time, some magic to fiddle with, but he wasn't going to be forthcoming on that.]
The psychological symptoms are the truly insidious ones.
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Psychological? Like what, needing catnip?
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Cordis is kind of flirty? it's hard to describe, for me I get hungry and a bit more touchy feel-y. Sometimes I'll use my medications more recreationally than professionally.
Iris, I don't know if there's deeper effects but you'll see a lot of them wanting to fuck just about anyone offering and it appears to be capable of overriding personal preferences.
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So you want me to scratch you behind the ears?
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[Even though he was already swimming in funds.]
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[ he reaches to scratch behind ocelot's ears. ]
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[Even if he were to find someone who fancied cats that much, bestiality just wasn't worth it.]
Oh, that is nice.
[Ear scritches though were turning out to be pretty good.]
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I dunno, this seems like an easy way to make bank.
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Set up a free cat petting booth, be set for life?
Could try sneaking into one of the cat cafes and convince people I'm a resident, too.
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