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The Princess ([personal profile] purport) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-02-08 09:27 pm
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Good day. My name is Sandalphon, and I manage Cafe Azure.

With Valentine's Day approaching, I would like to devise a menu for the occasion. Since our realms differ greatly, what flavors and motifs are common to the holiday where you come from?

I'm familiar with chocolate and anatomically inaccurate hearts.

Also, do any local businesses offer free refreshments to new arrivals? It has occurred to me that this may help them acclimate.

Thank you in advance for any input.
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purport: (squint)

[personal profile] purport 2020-02-27 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Lucifer governed evolution, and you think I don't know what a male chicken is?
varnish: (❥ down to the bone)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-01 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha well there you have it!

There's clearly one facet of evolution you haven't discovered yet. ;)
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[personal profile] purport 2020-03-03 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is only reinforced by his exchange with Emerald... Have a good chuckle at his ignorance, Belial. ]

You'll forgive me if I doubt that, when you're the one saying it.
varnish: (❥ but who am I?)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he is. More than a chuckle. How about a full blown uproar.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow that's rich

I'm going to need to have a long, hard talk with Lucifer about this!
purport: (irk)

[personal profile] purport 2020-03-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's good for the heart, have at it Belial. ]

Leave Lucifer be, he doesn't need your nonsense.
varnish: (❥ but the memories fade)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
But of course he does.

He's so boring without it.
purport: (start)

[personal profile] purport 2020-03-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
He isn't anything of the sort.

Your lack of taste in associations has no bearing on his nature.
varnish: (❥ now we're talking)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh his loyal pet through and through.

Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to spice up this new life of his~
purport: (darken)

[personal profile] purport 2020-03-07 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so keen to be generous with your time.

Shall I repay you in kind, should I cross paths with Lucilius?
varnish: (❥ inside of you inside of me)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-08 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Naughty, naughty, Sandy! I saw Faa-san first~ You shouldn't get to have all the fun.

But I get it. You're getting restless with all that boredom.

That settles it. I'll be sure to pay you hundreds of visits at the cafe too~ No need to thank me.
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[personal profile] purport 2020-03-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you would consider correcting his ill-begotten state of being naughty, wouldn't you?

I'd vastly prefer you found yourself a ditch to inhabit.
varnish: (❥ carnal release)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not in a billion years~

Is that anyway to talk to a prospective customer, Sandy?
purport: (mull)

[personal profile] purport 2020-03-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

I've no need of a customer who would ruin my cafe for others.
varnish: (❥ how soon will I meet my end?)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-17 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ruin it? Think of the benefits of having me to charm more guests to your door~

You should hire me ♥
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[personal profile] purport 2020-03-21 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
As though I have any need for that.

You should work on your humor, that punchline fell flat.

[ And this comes from an overly serious being. ]
varnish: (❥ just do what you want)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-03-25 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware you knew what that was.

[Come on, Sandy. You couldn't tell a joke if your life depended on it. He thinks.]
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[personal profile] purport 2020-03-26 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
There is much you don't know about me. Surely you aren't surprised.

[ His best humor is a happy accident, that much is still true. ]
varnish: (❥ final conclusion)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-04-01 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me a joke then.
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[personal profile] purport 2020-04-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Look in the mirror.

You'll find your joke there.
varnish: (❥ passion? yeah right)

[personal profile] varnish 2020-04-05 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Booooooooooo
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[personal profile] purport 2020-04-06 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Feel free to find your amusement elsewhere.
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