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Good day. My name is Sandalphon, and I manage Cafe Azure.

With Valentine's Day approaching, I would like to devise a menu for the occasion. Since our realms differ greatly, what flavors and motifs are common to the holiday where you come from?

I'm familiar with chocolate and anatomically inaccurate hearts.

Also, do any local businesses offer free refreshments to new arrivals? It has occurred to me that this may help them acclimate.

Thank you in advance for any input.

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My form is the same I suppose, but in over two thousand years, I can safely say there was no purpose in it. To that end, it's no different than if there were a void.

Primal beings were originally weapons, more or less. So much of what is mundane to others is new to those like me, holidays included.

Oh so you're just asexual
That's way less concerning
I was like 2 seconds from asking how you pee out of genuine curiosity.

Hmm.. well, you should definitely try then.
and even if the banana innuendo is over your head, chocolate dipped bananas are really good

[ Maybe she's right, he thinks. He's had foreign impulses visited upon him in this place, but he has just regarded them as a nuisance thus far.

He's old and remarkably sheltered, such is life. ]

My body is a physical manifestation of elemental energy, so I don't, actually. Unless I wished to since I can alter myself, but that would be peculiar.

In any case, chocolate covered fruit does sound like it would appeal to customers. Perhaps if it's cut up into smaller portions.

Yeah but you eat and drink because you have to taste what you're serving don't you? where does it go

[ look emerald has a lot of questions ok ]

chocolate-dipped banana chips could be good too. i've never had them before but it sounds like they would be.

[ then they're crispy and chocolatey.. ]

It burns up, I suppose? I've never given it much thought, but as I derive no nutrition from it, I've no use for digestion.

[ By now, it's not the first time he's caused others to havr these questions. At least she's not so blunt as others. ]

That's an interesting idea. I'll run it by the kitchen staff, but I imagine they'd approve.

If you drink a gallon of hot tea all at once will you start steaming because it evaporates?

[ how does magic science work ]

OK. Send me the address, I'll swing by to try them!

Not to my knowledge... And I imagine that much fluid might be uncomfortable to consume swiftly, unless I made myself larger.

I do have a stomach, so the process isn't instantaneous.

[ In fact, he's thrown up before, because this winged idiot gets motion sick aboard any vehicle. This fantasy nonsense is both vague and weird, what a rabbit hole to go down. ]

One moment, I have a map drawn up.

[ There follows a brief delay, during which he jots the address down in a vacant corner of his map before sending the image file to her. ]

Edited 2020-03-06 21:27 (UTC)

can you make yourself larger at any time

if so RIP people with size kinks

[ because they get none from him. ]

got it ty!

I can, though I find myself limited in this place. It must be to do with all that chroma business.

[ What a pain, to have their powers taxed so. ]

For your advice, allow me to treat you to something when you stop by.

Oh, yeah. It's a big chroma drain to do anything, especially if you aren't slipping it to anyone.

Well I won't say no to that. Maybe after Valentine's Day though, don't treat me until you know if it's a big selling idea! :)

[ Slipping what, he wonders... But he thinks better of asking. ]

It is a troublesome thing.

The results won't change my intentions, however. You offered input, either way. Stop by whenever you like, and you need only let me know it's you.

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