starmark: (INSTRUCT ☆ step one: fuck this shit)

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[personal profile] starmark 2020-09-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno not being a lightweight i guess

oh you meant like stuff to do
instead of drinking

how about push-ups
starmark: (BWUH ☆ those shoes with that shirt)

[personal profile] starmark 2020-09-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DIDN'T SAY FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY
you just said alternatives
i gave an alternative

come to the bathhouse
i'll open up late
you can soak in the bath and i'll make caesar put some of that relaxing shit in the water for you
starmark: (SQUINT ☆ that seems fake but okay)

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[personal profile] starmark 2020-09-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't mean like a favor
i meant it's his job

or do you just not want to see him in particular or something
starmark: (DAZED ☆ for god's sake just let him rest)

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[personal profile] starmark 2020-09-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
oh for fuck's sake

what did he do now
do i need to kick his ass

i mean not on your behalf or anything but just like
generally
starmark: (UH ☆ grandpa caesar save me please)

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[personal profile] starmark 2020-09-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
oh

...

alternative suggestion to getting shitfaced:
tell me about it i guess?
starmark: (SILHOUETTE ☆ you're a sky full of stars)

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[personal profile] starmark 2020-09-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
oh
so that's kind of like how i showed up here and met my daughter from the future
who's older than me
and apparently she remembers me as a really shitty dad

so yeah
i definitely know the feeling you're describing
sort of