teaserving: (only shows what's left inside)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey
fellow "i died and now im alive in the moon sex planet" people

you feel a little less dead?
teaserving: (we go down and it's)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey
anyone else get their moonblessing changed yet
or is it just me
because this is twice now

good-bye for now sanguis
i'll miss being able to bench press so fucking much and looking cool in the gym
teaserving: (it's the size of this walnut)
[personal profile] teaserving
im just gonna get to the point: i really, really need to fuck
whatever new bullshit that's going on is making it hard to ignore

im not looking for a date
just so we're clear

i like men that's about my only preference

[Video]

Jun. 9th, 2020 10:55 pm
sheisthewind: (bored now)
[personal profile] sheisthewind
[Although she's learned how to use the network and her phone relatively well for someone who's from a world without technology, this is the first time Kagura's bothered to make a network post about anything. Typically, she's just replied to others' posts to assuage her boredom.

Today, she looks a little more thoughtful.
]

I'm having a birthday party on June 19th. Since this place brought me back to life on that day last year, I suppose it would be a rebirth day party instead.

[She shrugs. The semantics don't matter that much, really.]

I will be hosting it at the house I bought in Amegahara. The house is on the outskirts of the city. Fighting matches and music will be the entertainment for the evening and there will be food provided.

[She has no idea if that's what typically happens at a birthday party, but whatever. This is what she wants for hers.]

Consider this an open invitation to anyone who isn't insufferably annoying.

[Wow Kagura, so friendly. She pauses as she remembers one last thing.]

If anyone wants to perform or fight at my party, let me know. Same with anyone who sells food that doesn't have bizarre effects.
teaserving: (only shows what's left inside)
[personal profile] teaserving
been sitting on this awhile

i know i told a handful of you but i also admit i don't know all of his friends
anyway
mohammed avdol isn't here anymore

i dont want your pity just so we're clear
that's it
teaserving: (about second place)
[personal profile] teaserving
all right pay attention two parts in this post
to you new guys the name's leone abbacchio
just abbacchio if i don't know you

one: i have a new office open, riposte investigations. i'll be working with jill valentine as a private investigator. i'll pretty much take on most jobs if you need it done even if you lost your fucking cat or something. if you have any questions about that, let me know

two: been awhile since i did a "you guys have questions, i'll answer them" in general thing as your resident advice guy so that's still an option here so have at. that's substantially way less exciting but go for it

that's it bye
teaserving: (but now it's too late)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey i'm gonna be a married man in a couple of days and i realized i haven't done one of these in awhile

this is for you guys who are constantly asking for advice on the same shit
or new shit who cares
"what's love like" "how do i be sad" "how do i take a piss" that kind of thing
come at me i'll give my advice and enrich your fucking life
teaserving: (about second place)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey so get a load of this
for my birthday last year i met this awful brat and then everything turned to dogshit after that and a few days after my former boss punched right through my chest and killed me
so you know
pretty shitty birthday

i told myself "hey there's no way that could be worse THIS year"

i want some ideas on how to spend this one i got a few weeks to figure it out
the stupider the better

i aim to get shitfaced and do no good
teaserving: (I'm pissing on THE MOON!)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey you fucking idiots i'm engaged
so i need some tricks and tips for planning a marriage
assuming any of you have any damned clue how to help

that's right the advice guy coming for advice
sober this time even
it's amazing

anyway best thing about this whole thing is that giorno giovanna won't be there
event of the year automatically
starmark: (BEHIND ☆ is he posing in a parked car)
[personal profile] starmark
so i have a couple of questions.

first question, people who've turned into more than one thing because of their moonblessing before. do you like one better than the other? i don't mean being a cordis and then being an iris or something like that, i mean...like sometimes you're a cat and then sometimes you're a fox. or something like that. are you more comfortable as one thing than as another thing.

second question, people who've turned into a dragon. how do you turn the voice thing off. can you turn it off or do you have to just not talk until sanguis is over or what.

third question, say you've been through something pretty fucked up and you want to put it behind you. how do you know when you're really over it and not just pretending that you're over it? i mean what if you think you're fine and then something happens to make you realize you're not really fine. how do you fix that.

last question, i read somewhere that flowers have meanings. how do i find out what flowers mean. is there a book or something or can you just ask a florist or what. do people even care what flowers mean anyway or are they just flowers.

ok i think that's it.
teaserving: (all the stories)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey you all had your turn with question asking and advice shit welll guess what its my turn ive paid my dues or whatever

the moon goons in white coats dont know how to answer this so here's a question for you if you're daead at home but you got revived on the fuckin moon what do you think happens when abruptly you get sent back huh what then
are we fucked
am i going back to wine heaven
or doiwake up with dirt in my mouth fuck you giorno
riptidequeen: (Bubble Gum)
[personal profile] riptidequeen
[It's the local blue woman once again on your network making a post.]

So let's say you're trying something new, and I mean super new. You've never done anything like it before...

[A beat.]

And I don't mean a sex thing! [JUST TO CUT THAT OFF AT THE PASS.] Like a legit way to make money, a work thing. Would you just keep going at it on your own or ask for help?

[This is her way of asking for help without asking, ha ha ha.]
angelshot: (❤ 88)
[personal profile] angelshot
Yo. What's up, my nerdlings?

[ Oh look, it's the resident pain in the ass, looking incredibly bored as usual minus some new Dragon-y qualities. Don't mind the horns or scales, it's perfectly mundane. What's a little less mundane is the massive pile of ladies underwear haphazardly dumped on her bed beside her, or the fact she's twirling an expensive looking red number around a finger. ]

So get this. Found a shop that was having a massive sale on top of the line puss purses, right? Like, "blowout bonanza everything must go" kind of thing. Probably a holiday cash grab.

Anyway.

Turns out they were full of shit, because these fucking suck. Check this out -

[ One twirl, two twirls, and -- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER those classy panties are suddenly a gun!
Which is all well and good, except for when she goes to rack the slide back, there's an audible 'twang' and the thing more or less disintegrates into springs and screws and various gun parts in her hands. ]


- "quality lingerie", my ass!

[ Gun? Tossed somewhere behind her out of frame, complete with the comical metallic crashing of bits going everywhere. There must be a pretty sizable reject pile with that amount of noise.
One down, a billion to go. Panty reaches for another pair to run through the usual Backlace quality control checklist. ]


If you plan to buy your girlfriend some fancy bra and thong combo for Christmas, take my advice: don't. It'll be an even bigger disappointment than your performance in the sack.
teaserving: (HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE)
[personal profile] teaserving
hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts
teaserving: (WINE MOM)
[personal profile] teaserving
so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

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