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[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]
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[It’s a rough world to be in for someone who is unfamiliar with the technology and is lacking the attention span to keep at it. But he's nothing if not determined! As a result some of those tuning into this network post might notice how scripted the attached video sounds. All due to the fact that it's been recorded then trashed several times until a good take was captured.]

[As for the man caught on film he looks so old-timey circus it ought to be a parody. But it isn't.]


It’s my birthday today! 'Why is that important' you may ask? Because you don’t know me and certainly I don’t know you. Well, let me tell you!

[The video pans away from the smiley individual to a cake that looks quite like this and then back. If Mike hadn't been raised in the circus he might've been destined to be a chef.]

Now I’ve gone ahead and baked this cake. But I've only recently arrived so I don’t have enough people here that I can share it with. Now isn’t that just something? It’s a real problem I have on my hands. So, I need some volunteers.

[The perspective settles on the counter so he can point directly at the camera. You, yes you, imaginary audience member.]

But there’s a catch! You’ve got to introduce yourself and let me know what you lot do around here for fun. It’s a fair trade, I think.
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[There is a single picture attached with what looks like the back of a restaurant - there's a bunch of chairs and tables that aren't being used currently. But more importantly, and front and center of the picture a giant barrel of lube.]

Hello everyone. We had a feeling that supply and demand would go crazy due to the sticky honey issue, so as a safety precaution, we ended up buying a barrel's worth of the specific lube needed.

[Reasonable purchases when you're 19. Also when you're stuck to someone and you walk into a store going 'please allow me to purchase a barrel of your finest lube to see how they'd react. Yosuke did offer to pay part of it which is partly why Ren isn't throwing his name in the conversation. Yet.]

I can give you the coordinates if you need it, since we're giving it away, or if you want to toss a little handshake or hug this way, we can even deliver it to you in person (or I can anyway). Of course, if you don't need it specifically for the honey, that's fine. Despite being a healthy boy, there's no way I can use that much by myself. I don't think he can either.

On that note, it looks to be working btw even if its a little slow, but the other(s) stuck to you may like it more if you don't make slippery puns the entire time you do it. Also please shower responsibly. Maybe together or not depending on how much you are friendly with this person.

We are both available for video demonstration if you require proof. While most of it is clear now, we have leftover honey for this and can stick to each other back again. Note: my 'partner' is not legally my 'partner' and is someone else's 'partner' and will get angry if I call him 'partner'. And while two guys one barrel of lube could make us famous, I do think of him as a friend not to embarrass him that way.


[At least he's honest. Probably.]

From the top of my head, I can think of a few alternate things to use it for (I did not confirm this with my friend, Mr.'Y are you doing this Ren');

- Removing honey from gigantic nightmare bees
- Fixing creaky doors
- Massage Oil
- Emergency hair and or fur cosmetics
- Shaving Gel
- Deterrent to stop others from touching your weapons (unless you forget too)
- Putting it on the back of a carpet and seeing how far you can slide
- Covering yourself with it so you can't be caught and be known as the slippery bandit
- Pranks
- I guess what it's usually intended for

Yes, it's free, no I won't judge if you show up with a 2L bottle or ask me for a 2L bottle.

I am also open to other, alternate uses.

We are looking forward to lubing with you.


[Now he's just trolling. Also Yosuke's face. the entire time. Note: That the replies may come from both Ren and/or Yosuke.]
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I have a question, that...you'll probably understand my reasons for posting anonymously once you finish reading.

The local culture is very open and laid back about sexual interest. It's different as hell from my own home, where men who show sexual attraction are viewed as disgusting perverts and assumed to be dangerous, while people don't even fucking think about women having an interest in sex beyond wanting to have children. Some of the posts I've seen here would get everyone involved labeled sexual deviants for the shit they talk about in the open.

My question is, how do people adapt to it? I'm here doing my damn best to keep my mind out of the gutter because I've been taught thinking about anyone you don't want to date like that is disrespectful as hell and fucking creepy, but then I turn around and see people openly asking for hookups or rating each other's asses, and instead of people calling that shit skeevy, they either go along with it or treat it like a funny joke.

I know it's not prudishness, believe-you-fucking-me, my life would be easier if I was just naturally shy or reserved or whatever. It's an extreme form of culture shock, and I wish I didn't end up feeling like a dick constantly over the kinds of mental images I get from both the way people act in public around here and some of the things the prismals hand out as fucking party favors.
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UN: Shoto

I've been here for two months now. Ten moon cycles, if you count each individual cycle, and then the triple moon as its own cycle. My friends have gotten animal parts, new abilities, personality changes...I've seen a little of everything. But I haven't had any changes at all, myself.

I know that not every cycle is the same, and that it's sometimes stronger or weaker for some reason, but I don't know anyone who's never had anything happen.

So, I guess that's my question: is there anyone else out there who still hasn't figured out what their moonblessing is because they haven't changed? Or should I start getting worried?


[Someone please reassure this boy that he's not broken and isn't about to be sent back for being faulty merchandise, ok.]
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yo!

so i apparently have 2 much food this time? im cordis but my appetite is normal 4 once

its mostly sandwiches n stuff that i premade 2 take 2 wrk but i cant eat it all this time

dun want it goin bad so if anyone needs sum xtra food hit me up


[ooc: I’m very sorry for the text speak, Yosuke is horrible lmao but I can tone it down if you need! Just let me know!]

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