⚠️⚠️PETSITTER WANTED⚠️⚠️
This is a serious post, I am truly in need of a petsitter.
Notes:
-This is 100% a petsitting gig, but it's not an animal it's a person.
-Not some weird kink thing, you'll understand when you meet him.
-It's an easy job, we can work out whatever compensation you find fair.
The job:
Basically, my friend is a high functioning magic savant and a non-functioning everything else. That is not hyperbole, this boy will go into a fugue state and not eat for three days if you let him.
Your responsibilities are:
-Feed him three meals a day. He's not a picky eater. He just needs food set out in front of him three times a day or he won't eat. If you can't be there to physically put food in front of him, make sure he has sandwich fixings at home and harass him until he texts you a photo of his sandwich. Make sure he hydrates as well.
-Make sure his bills get paid. He will have more than enough money to pay for the bills, your job is to make sure they get paid every month. I'll put everything on auto-pay that has auto-pay but just keep a general eye on his finances. He will not know what month it is half the time he is asked and he's never had to deal with bills before.
-Keep the fridge stocked. I will provide a list of foods he can prepare for himself. Once a week check everything and toss out anything expired. I will provide the money to purchase anything he requires.
-Take him out for walks. Literally just makes sure he gets outside at least once a day. This won't always be necessary, he is outgoing and likes to socialize so he will often venture out on his own without prompting. However, he will also sometimes accidentally stay inside working on a project for a week straight if left unsupervised and that's where you come in.
In short, feed him three times a day, make sure bills get paid and groceries get bought, and make sure he's not collecting a thin layer of dust. That's it. That's the whole job.
He's a kind, funny, and generous person, so if you get along with that kind of personality it won't even feel like work.
That said, he is kind and generous to a fault and if you take advantage of that in any way, I will not kill you. That's the threat. Whatever I do to you will not at any point involve death. So be nice.
Let me know if you're interested. There's a few more detailed instructions for whoever lands the gig but we can cross that bridge when we come to it.