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Video | UN: oceangem (dated right after triple moon)

[She was going to try and do this anonymous, and voice to text, but instead she accidentally hit the video option.

So everyone gets a scene of a flustered looking Lapis Lazuli.]

Is it normal for the moon stuff to be so extreme? Not that I'm complaining just...

[A sigh.]

It's unexpected how bad it got.

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I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain who checked this post has a good idea, Lapis.

Hmn, I was being vague. Or trying to.

Yeah, well, when you're pretty much trapped in Sextopia, people are gonna figure out when sex is being talked about.

It's really not a big deal.

If it's not a big deal then why not make it so important seeming almost everywhere here.

Like, seriously.

I'm not saying sex itself in this place isn't a big deal. I'm saying the fact that you personally had sex isn't a big deal to anyone.

Everyone fucks. No one cares.

If you say so.

[Except she did make a huge old deal about the whole "Gems don't fuck" thing, thus her whole embarrassment.]

I do.

[For better or worse, Mercury doesn't have enough shame to care!]

... Was it bad?

[ mercury ]

[Was it bad? Seriously?!]

I don't know, it was my first time.

[That's--

you know, that's valid.]

Fair enough. Hard to really get a feel for what's good and what's not the first time.

[She was expecting him to say something snarky, so that fact he didn't is well--

Shocking?]

Maybe if I do it again I can tell you for sure.

[Look, even he can't brag about his first time. It's weird and awkward. ]

Maybe next time you want to do it I can help you find out.

[Silence from her at his offer? Yeah that was an offer.

Before she starts cracking the fuck up.]

Laugh it up if you want. If my memory isn't playing tricks, you're the one who came on to me first anyway.

[Pfffft.]

What? I don't remember doing anything like that.

"I like the whole chest area." Ring any bells?

I was being polite.

I really doubt that.

Doubt all you want then, it doesn't change anything.

You've got a track record for trying to hide the truth as it is. Me, I'm as honest as they come!

Now somehow I doubt that last bit.

But not the first bit? How interesting.

[She shrugs.]

If you want to think that way about me then you can. I don't care.

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What, that you're bad at being honest about embarrassing things? Yeah, I do think that.

[ ... he's no better but she can't prove that ]

That's a different subject all together!

[Harumph harumph.]

You're the subject. It's all related.

[Smug smug.]

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