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_{[ The feed clicks on and shows a kid appearing no older than 13 seated back in a chair, curled knuckles against his face. His eyes look tired and expression rather thin. He's wearing a uniform of some sort, though pieces of it look tattered or stained. One of his legs bounces in his seat (aren't his shorts cute?) but after a moment of mulling over what to say, he leans forward, hands folding together neatly. ]}

I already lack faith in gathering information from anyone here, and yet, here I am with inquiries. Serious responses only.

_{[ What could this boy possibly be asking for?? Where is the best place to get ice cream? Hardly so. ]}

Has anyone has ever even attempted hacking into any confidential files that could be in the government's system that operates here? Alternatively, if anyone has ever attempted to assassinate the Queen?

_{[ Oh.. what.. ]}

If not, is there any place on this goddamn planet that serves coffee? Decent coffee. Every place here is a shit hole.

_{[ That's it. No thanks for your time or anything. ]}

bigredcheese

[No video here! Just a teenage boy's voice that oddly sounds very professional and official as he records his post.]

Hi there, folks! This is Billy Batson reporting for WHIZ Radio. Now I'm sure a lot of you are wondering, what's WHIZ Radio or even, what's radio? Well for the first one, that's the station I used to work at back home. Hopefully Mr. Morris doesn't mind, but I was thinking it might be neat to establish a station or even just a show here. As for radio... I better let someone with more know-how explain It. But since this isn't technically real radio, the main point here is that our program is audio-only, no video. Does that make any sense?

Now onto the news! Lately our little home away from home has been visited by some particularly foxy newcomers. With them have come their celebrations and traditions, which look to be a lot of fun for all ages. Although it's worth mentioning I've heard reports of pickpockets running about, so make sure to keep an eye on your stuff during those long summer nights.

And our audience's favorite segment! Billy's Whiz Kid Superhero Sightings! Along with a bunch of other new arrivals, Captain Marvel was spotted at the beach festival not too long ago. Witnesses claim the hero participated in various party games and later assisted the staff at KRABBA. Goes to show you that no act of kindness is too small, even for the world's mightiest mortal.

Have you seen any superheroes saving the day or even going about their daily lives? Maybe you are a hero, and you'd like to come in for an interview! Let all of us here at WHIZ Radio know by contacting our head reporter, um... me, Billy Batson. We'd also love to hear any other news you've got or human-interest-stories or gossip or anything, really!

For WHIZ Radio, this is Billy Batson, signing off.

heelies

[The video feed begins on a close view of a face, revealing a stern set of eyes and a curve of nose but little more. Then the picture shakes as a new perspective is gained. The man who comes into view posesses a princely bearing and wears well the mantle of importance. His voice belongs to one who is accustomed to being listened to.]

I am told that this is the way that men call others to counsel in this land, and so as strange as it seems to me to address those whom I see not, I shall follow the local custom. I am Achilles, son of Peleus — Peleus who rules the fertile plains of Phthia, and who claims for his own worthy father Aeacus, judge of the House of Hades. New as I am to this land, which is farther from my dear native land than even the windy plains of Ilios, I bear many questions, but the first in my heart is this.

What deathless gods watch over the city of Lunatia? I have seen no temples built to honor Zeus who bears the aegis, nor bright-eyed Athena, nor Phoebus Apollo. Where are the priests who aid in the rituals of sacrifice, the seers who interpret the will of the gods in bird-signs? Surely, a city so rich as this, with precious silver trimming its houses, and all manner of riches I have never before seen — surely its people have the benison of the gods. Yet I see no practices that would suggest such reverence. Tell me, therefore, the ways to honor these gods who to me are so mysterious.

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