Yeah, here's hoping.

...

We're getting off-track. What's your moonblessing, anyway?

[Yeah but he's too lazy to go and listen to other people's conversations, so]

Woof. Now I get why you weren't ready.

I don't really know firsthand, but from what I hear it gets worse the longer you take to "find relief".

...

Just say "had sex", it's not a big deal.

I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain who checked this post has a good idea, Lapis.

Yeah, well, when you're pretty much trapped in Sextopia, people are gonna figure out when sex is being talked about.

It's really not a big deal.

I'm not saying sex itself in this place isn't a big deal. I'm saying the fact that you personally had sex isn't a big deal to anyone.

Everyone fucks. No one cares.

I do.

[For better or worse, Mercury doesn't have enough shame to care!]

... Was it bad?

[ mercury ]

[That's--





you know, that's valid.]

Fair enough. Hard to really get a feel for what's good and what's not the first time.

[Look, even he can't brag about his first time. It's weird and awkward. ]

Maybe next time you want to do it I can help you find out.

Laugh it up if you want. If my memory isn't playing tricks, you're the one who came on to me first anyway.

"I like the whole chest area." Ring any bells?

I really doubt that.