[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.
Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is
totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!?
LISTEN UP!!1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?
Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!
[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]